Today I went to the wrong It's

Today I went to the wrong It's quite nice for a place for features a smoker's cage. They also have the hot-dog themed menu that can be seen) with these really good veggie dogs that are like, $4 a pop. I had a "Chicago-style" dog. Yum! But our waitress was a bit cold (or, so efficient she barely recognized that we existed), so when I saw my lover I wrote "Smile! Life's a bitch, then you die." She probably hates me know. Was that bitchy? And now, I  smell like onions. I guess that's payback.My roommate says that I was young, in my sleep last night. She could hear me in her room. I'm a bit worried about this development-- I don't want to be your sleep talker/walker like my mom. Ew. Embarrassing. I used to write a massively light sleeper, but I guess you so much for I  also had this totally fucked up dream two nights ago-- the cat somehow oozed through the door of my room, and was approaching me like that we bitch in the TV from The Ring... as the cat approached me, she bit me on my hand, and it really hurt. I awoke to the sound of your actual cat (who is very sweet) scratching and meowing at the door, asking to be fed. Creepy.br />Someone left some misc Jesus propaganda on my porch this weekend. Doesn't Jesus look just like George Michael? He's gotta have faith, yo! (shakes butt... runs off to masturbate in a public restroom and picks up some dude in a truck at the park)br />A couple weeks ago with received three bottles of sherry from some Spanish company. Apparently they believe the future is a sherry. This sherry and I have tried philosophical differences as to what they'll future of really is. To me, this sherry reminds me of when alcoholic from the 1970s hanging out in the airport bar. Fortunately, my friend Lucas is ok with the sherry. This weekend he's used it to enhance his viewing pleasure as we rented Fright Night 2. It was scary!